Annette Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 THREE LITTLE PIGS Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?" You're gonna LOVE me for this.... The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric byrne Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Thanks Annette, Hee,Hee,Hee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulette3 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 roflmao!! Paulette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joppette Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I do love you for this one! Belly laughed! Judy in MI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Really LAUGHED OUTLOUD! Do love you for that Annette. Much funnier than the wee wee wee car commercial. Judy in KW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joppette Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Annette, R came home and as we were eating dinner, I said "I have a joke to tell you!". He looked shocked because I normally am not good at telling jokes. But this one was so cute and easy to remember. I get to the punch line, and just belly laugh, and he just started smiling at my laughter more than anything else! Neat. Judy in MI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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