paulette3 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 I am going to share these great tips with everyone. The things I didn't know. Absolutely the best! Annette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 LOL LOL LOL LOL 5 and 6 are my favorites. Judy in KW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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