jaminkw Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you damned proud to be an American. No trees were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Muriel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 oh a wise gal, ehhhh!!! Why I ought to!! great one judy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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