Tiny Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 For those of you who watch what you eat…here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hebbie Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 Thanks for the laugh -- I needed that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 Oh, Yes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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