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Southern woman appreciate their natural assets:

- Clean skin.

- A winning smile.

- That unforgettable Southern drawl

Southern women know their manners:

- "Yes, ma'am."

- "Yes, sir."

- "Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:

- "Y'all come back!"

- "Well, bless your heart.."

- "Drop by when you can."

- "How's your Momma?"

- "Love your hair."

Southern women know their summer weather report:

- Humidity

- Humidity

- Humidity

Southern women know their three R's:

- Rich

- Richer

- Richest

Southern women know their vacation spots:

- The beach

- The beach

- The beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:

- Summer tans

- Wide brimmed hats

- Strapless sun dresses

Southern women know everybody's first name:

- Honey

- Darlin'

- Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:

- 'Fried Green Tomatoes'

- 'Driving Miss Daisy'

- 'Steel Magnolias'

- 'Gone With The Wind'

Southern women know their religions:

- Baptist

- Methodist

- Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:

- Red-eye gravy


- Country ham

- Mouth watering homemade biscuits

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

- Charleston

- Savannah

- New Orleans

- Birmingham

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:

- Men in uniform.

- Men in tuxedos

- Rhett Butler, of course

Southern girls know their prime real estate:

- The Mall

- The Country Club

- The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:

- Bad hair

- Bad manners

- Bad blind dates

Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are forevah!

Now Shugah, send this to some girls who were raised in the South or wish they had been.

If you're a male, you hug that Southern woman of yours and say "I'm a lucky man!"

If you're a Northern transplant, FAKE it....we know you got here as fast as you could!!

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