Snowflake Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 SOUTHERN WOMEN Southern woman appreciate their natural assets: - Clean skin. - A winning smile. - That unforgettable Southern drawl Southern women know their manners: - "Yes, ma'am." - "Yes, sir." - "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions: - "Y'all come back!" - "Well, bless your heart.." - "Drop by when you can." - "How's your Momma?" - "Love your hair." Southern women know their summer weather report: - Humidity - Humidity - Humidity Southern women know their three R's: - Rich - Richer - Richest Southern women know their vacation spots: - The beach - The beach - The beach Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: - Summer tans - Wide brimmed hats - Strapless sun dresses Southern women know everybody's first name: - Honey - Darlin' - Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: - 'Fried Green Tomatoes' - 'Driving Miss Daisy' - 'Steel Magnolias' - 'Gone With The Wind' Southern women know their religions: - Baptist - Methodist - Football Southern women know their country breakfasts: - Red-eye gravy - GRITS - Country ham - Mouth watering homemade biscuits Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm: - Charleston - Savannah - New Orleans - Birmingham Southern women know their elegant gentlemen: - Men in uniform. - Men in tuxedos - Rhett Butler, of course Southern girls know their prime real estate: - The Mall - The Country Club - The Beauty Salon Southern girls know the three deadly sins: - Bad hair - Bad manners - Bad blind dates Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are forevah! Now Shugah, send this to some girls who were raised in the South or wish they had been. If you're a male, you hug that Southern woman of yours and say "I'm a lucky man!" If you're a Northern transplant, FAKE it....we know you got here as fast as you could!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 I'm a lucky man!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Becky That is this southern girl to a tee! (except for the rich, richer, richest.....money is not that important to me....just need enough to live and little to save) Thanks shugah! (Oh if you could only hear me say this........I have a REAL southern drawl!) Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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