David A Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2004 A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my pappy!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 OMG, I didn't realize the Duke was lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 LOl Ginny! We were at a restaurant friday night when one of my nine year olds discovered if you put the right characters in a calculator and held it up side down you can spell boobs, my wife was a little embarrassed I had to stop myself from laughing, thinking there is a 'chip off the old block!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 You can also be "boobless" on a calculator - 55378008 There was a joke I saw at one time performed on a calculator referring to Dolly Parton that the punchline was the 55378008....but that was a LONG time ago and I don't remember it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerbil runner Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Boys will be boys, and men...will also be boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 You needed a password to access the admin system at IBM when I worked there. Your password could not contain any vowels and you had to change it every so many months. The guy next to me spent hours how to come up with a dirty words using constanents and numbers. The one I remember is B00BS. It must be a guy thing, you think. Ginny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 TOO funny....the boob fixation 'cuz they ain't got 'em and the "overcompensating" for other areas 'cuz they figure they're lacking... Wonder if there's extra room in men's drawers for the "especially blessed" 'cuz Lord KNOWS there ain't excess room for an ample bosom in today's sizes! Everyone WANTS big uns, but there's no place to STORE 'EM! I'd like to keep mine under the bed for just those "special times" (dating & job interviews in the most recent past, LOL), NOT lug 'em to the grocery store, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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