Bubba and Earl

[TBone]

Bubba and Earl are driving down the interstate and they see a sign that says "Free sex with fill up".Earl says pull in there Bubba.Quick.They pull in and fill up.The attendant comes up to get their money and Earl says what about the free sex.The attendant says you have to guess the secret number in order to get the free sex. Pick a number from 1 to 10.Earl says 4.The attendant says no.It was 3.You loose.Bubba says let me try.The attendant says ok.Go for it.Bubba says 5.Attendant says no stupid.I already told you it was 3.Bubba and Earl humbly leave and as they are driving down the road Earl says to Bubba.We should sue those people.That is a hoax.A trick to get you to fill up.Bubba says no its not either.My wife stopped in here 4 times last week and won all 4 times.

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[David A]

lol Tbone