David A Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 David, Marry me please, I love your humor. Ginny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Geesh, David...AS IF that's a reason to get out of mowing the lawn! Doesn't work around here....nope.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveGr Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 David: I'm hung, had 2 surgeries on my right lung, been through chemo, and 5 clinical trials. Still have stable lymph node tumors and a stable liver tumor. Besides all that my lungs are currently clear, but ................ I STILL HAVE TO MOW THE DAMN GRASS Just what am I doing wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 I dunno, Dave, but when you figure it out, DON'T share it with my husband! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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