ginnyde Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved and I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files. From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Norwegian's, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant.....and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norsk old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norsk fire fighters. The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?" "Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst ting ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 lmao Ginny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCarl Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Ya know, having been a fire fighter (forest fires when I was 18 and 9 years as a damage controlman in the Navy) AND being of Norweigen decent I COULD chose to be offended by this ..... if it wasn't so close to the truth!!!!! Dean (who is reaching for the oxygen from laughing too hard!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadstimeon Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 That's Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 GINNY, Thats a good one.I had to get my oxygen as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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