Nushka Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 > A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to take > home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but was very > reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for the highly > prized shoes. > > After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of > the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and > catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent price!" > > The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady,y'all just go and > give it a try, why don'cha!" > > The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps, determined to > catch herself an alligator . > > Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side > of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the > murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator > swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the > creature . . .and, with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp > bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. > > The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed silence. > > Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back. Then, rolling > her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, "Damn, > this one is barefoot, too!" Sorry ladies, I think this one is for the men. But it was too funny to leave it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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