Alligator Shoes.

[Nushka]

> A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted

to

take

> home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but was

very

> reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for the

highly

> prized shoes.

>

> After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude

of

one of

> the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out

and

> catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent

price!"

>

> The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady,y'all just

go

and

> give it a try, why don'cha!"

>

> The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps,

determined

to

> catch herself an alligator .

>

> Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to

the

side

> of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep

in

the

> murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot

gator

> swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills

the

> creature . . .and, with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy

swamp

> bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

>

> The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed

silence.

>

> Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back. Then,

rolling

> her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts

out,

"Damn,

> this one is barefoot, too!"

Sorry ladies, I think this one is for the men. But it was too funny to leave it out.

[Elaine]

I have to agree. Very funny.

elaine

[Frank Lamb]

Very good Nushka,That was funny and we gus need the points as well.Thank you