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Heres a good one ladies...

A husband and his wife who have been married for 20 years were doing some yardwork...

The man was cleaning the grill, and his wife was bending down doing some weeding of the flower beds. The man says to his wife "your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!" The wife ignores his remarks and continues weeding.

A while later, the man gets his measuring tape and measures the grill, and then walks over and measures his wifes rear and says "your rear end IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this as well...

Later on, while in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. The wife calmly responds "If you think Im gonna fire up this grill for one little weenier, your sadly mistaken!"

Ha Ha boys!!


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