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The Perfect Husband

The Perfect Husband - or - a great lesson in


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A

cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the

hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello".

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club...?"

MAN: "Yes".

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful

leather coat. It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy


MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much".

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and

saw the new 2004 models... I saw one I really liked".

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000".

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing..the house we

wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but

just offer $900,000".

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"!

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are

looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone

know who this phone belongs to?"

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