Fall54 Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 The Perfect Husband The Perfect Husband - or - a great lesson in giving... Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello". WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club...?" MAN: "Yes". WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much". WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models... I saw one I really liked". MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000". MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options". WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing..the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000". MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000". WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"! The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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