Larry Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... > > > > > >She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her > > >immediately. > > > > > >She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to > > >hers. > > >As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" > > >she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. > > > > > >"Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak > > >him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. > > > > > >"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can > > >do?" > > > > > >"Yes, I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running > > >her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple > > >of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. > > > > > >"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. > > > > > >"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or > > >paper towels in the ladies room." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Larry, Thanks for giving us ladies a point! Or maybe more points than that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betplace Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Eeeeewwwwwwww!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneC Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Larry, I hadn't seen that one before - I like it! Jane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 hehe, I'm with Betty...ewwwwwww! Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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