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A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...

> > >

> > >She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her

> > >immediately.

> > >

> > >She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to

> > >hers.

> > >As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?"

> > >she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

> > >

> > >"Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak

> > >him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

> > >

> > >"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can

> > >do?"

> > >

> > >"Yes, I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running

> > >her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple

> > >of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

> > >

> > >"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

> > >

> > >"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or

> > >paper towels in the ladies room."

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