Larry Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... > > > > > >She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her > > >immediately. > > > > > >She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to > > >hers. > > >As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" > > >she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. > > > > > >"Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak > > >him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. > > > > > >"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can > > >do?" > > > > > >"Yes, I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running > > >her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple > > >of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. > > > > > >"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. > > > > > >"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or > > >paper towels in the ladies room." Quote
Elaine Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 Larry, Thanks for giving us ladies a point! Or maybe more points than that! Quote
JaneC Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 Larry, I hadn't seen that one before - I like it! Jane Quote
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