Elaine Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Classes for men at our local learning center for adults. Note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their content, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants. Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays Step by step, with slide presentation. Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders? Round table discussion. Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up And avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice. Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics. Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into The kitchen sink? Examples on video. Topic 6 - Loss of identity: losing the remote or allowing others to use it. Help line support and support groups. Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum. Topic 8 - Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audiotape. Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials. Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation. Topic 11 - Learning to live: basic differences between living alone or with Others. Online classes and role-playing. Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, Other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered. Topic 14 - Car keys and other items: Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong so that they can be easily found. Upon completion of the courses, diplomas will be issued to any survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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