luvmydog2 Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 This ad actually ran in the newspaper: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play, take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. Really like a man with a pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (***) ***-**** and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Bruce, You know what makes me chuckle the most about this is that it SOOO fits MY little black lab mix, Daisy! Extra giggle is that she was a pound puppy, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 See, it's all in how you interpret things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Candlelight? Around a Black lab? Sounds like the makings of a house fire to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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