Elaine Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Frank Old Frank went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "Frank, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?" Frank replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on when I pee, and then poof! the light goes off when I'm done." "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Frank's wife. He told her that Frank was just fine. Physically he's great. "But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off?", the Doctor asked. Frank's wife exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Ewwwww....FRANK! Stop it, stop it, stop it!! NASTY... ...and ya know, it ain't an old guy thing, a younger friend of mine was newlywed and her husband was known to sleepwalk - he peed in the closet! (Of course, it was HER side...YUCK!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Oh my goodness, where are you guys getting all these things??Gotta hand it to you they are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Heard that one before but sure didn't know it was Frank...shame on you Frank...put some glasses beside your bed.... Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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