Frank Lamb Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he was hit and thrown to the side of the tracks, with some internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises. After months in the hospital recovering, he was at his friend's house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly heard the tea kettle whistling. He grabbed a baseball bat from the nearby closet and bashed the tea kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushed into the kitchen, saw what had happened, and asked the desert man, "Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?" The desert man replied, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 FRANK, I gotta admit, THAT was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Frank, you squirrel, you found a nut! congratulations, I laughed out loud!!!! elaiine (who is HOME from her camping trip!) by the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 "Bearly there", Elaine?? twooooot....twooooooot......TWEEEEEEET! Clickity-clack, clickity-clack... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Bearily, bearily, I say unto you....not a scratach on me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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