Mr Ry Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Good one John,That lady will be surprised if she starts bouncing checks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmek Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 I like that, I only hope that I would be smart enough to think of something like that. Kim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 I don't have to worry about this one. I am not leaving any money for my wife. I have bought me a Cadillac and a new hat. So far they haven't done me any good so I think I bought me two lemons. I am gonna give it a few more days and if they aren't working I will have to buy me two more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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