Elaine Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Two dumb men go hunting. Soon they get separated and, as often happens, one mistakes the other for a deer and shoots him. After much effort he drags his buddy from the woods, throws him in the 4x4 and takes him to the nearest hospital. "Will he be all right?" the worried hunter asks the doctor. "It's hard to say," says the doctor. "But it would have been better if you hadn't gutted and skinned him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Huntin' season is just around the corner here...great to know what's coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Hunting season is open here and I have already been out a couple times w/crossbow. Elaine I don't want to mention names but between Bruce,John,&Curtis which two went hunting???. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted October 15, 2004 Author Share Posted October 15, 2004 Frank, I am currently searching for an IQ test to see which of the four of you qualify! elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 I don't want to mention names but between Bruce,John,&Curtis which two went hunting???. This is not the question Frank. The question is which one got shot, skinned and gutted???. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Reminds me of a long time ago( 1965 or thereabouts)I was archery hunting out of town with 3 friends?? when late at nite I got severe chest pains.My pals?? threw me in bed of pickup truck and drove around for hours looking for a Dr.Finally found one,he asked me if I had been drinking a lot of beer & I said yes.He told me I had a pocket of gas between my lungs & every time I w/breath it hurt like he%$.Toold me to go to store in morning & get antacids,he couldn't give me prescription.As we were walking away down the sjdewalk I turned around and looked back and saw a sign above the steps. HE WAS A VETENARIAN.My buddies?? had taken me to a VET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted October 15, 2004 Author Share Posted October 15, 2004 Frank, what do you expect??? After all, your buddies surely had seen you arm and arm with those bears!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 FRANK, Any redneck knows it ain't "archery" hunting, it's "BOW" hunting! Geesh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 I'm still stuck on the fact that in 1965 Frank was old enough to drink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 He IS old! LOL I don't remember 1965, but then again, I wasn't there (here?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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