Elaine Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Frank wanted to go ice fishing. He's seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, he made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning his footstool, he started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, Frank moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Frank, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up his stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" He stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?" The voice replied, "No, I'm the Ice-Rink Manager!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 hee hee hee sounds just like poor Frank Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Good one.I had a good laugh at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Elaine, I think you got 'em on this one. Too funny! Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Was he blond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NellW Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Good points for the ladies, Elaine.. I can just see this! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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