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Smartest Man In America?????


Nushka

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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but

only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA

basketball

player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took

the

first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the

former U.S President, a Senator from New York, and a potential

future

president.And I am the smartest woman in American history, so

America's

people

don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of

the

plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I am Americas smartest

man,

a

Yale

graduate, Vietnam vet and the next U.S. President. America needs

my

leadership.I have a plan" He then pondered the situation,

eloquently

debated with

himself whether his plan should include jumping or taking his chances

going

down

with the plane...then , finally abandoning long-winded nuance,

grabbed

the

pack next

to him, and jumped.

The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth

passenger, a

10-year-old schoolgirl, "I believe that no child should be left

behind,

plus I have lived a full life, and served my country well. I will sacrifice my life and

let

you have the last

parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.

America's

smartest man took my school bag"

Sorry about the cut a paste. :wink:

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