Nushka Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future president.And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I am Americas smartest man, a Yale graduate, Vietnam vet and the next U.S. President. America needs my leadership.I have a plan" He then pondered the situation, eloquently debated with himself whether his plan should include jumping or taking his chances going down with the plane...then , finally abandoning long-winded nuance, grabbed the pack next to him, and jumped. The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I believe that no child should be left behind, plus I have lived a full life, and served my country well. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest man took my school bag" Sorry about the cut a paste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 LOL, I know in the real world, George would have grabbed the school bag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecola Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 cute one, Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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