funny one

[kimblanchard]

Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get

married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do"

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to

do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - (silence) - - -

HUSBAND: "shi_"

Curtis

[Frank Lamb]

Ha Ha good one.those women sure have a way about them don't they.

[cindi o'h]

Boys...all us girls have it. It's located on our "pink" chromosome...

[Snowflake]

Which, by the way, is VERY close to our light-triggered sarcasm reflex...oh yeah...and itchy trigger fingers...