karen335 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I went to my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Elaine, took me to an examing room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown ahe gave me, I sat down. While waiting, I observed that there were three items on a table next to the exam table: A)Tube of K-Y jelly, B)Rubber glove, C) a beer When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, But can you tell me what the BEER is for?" At that Doctor Paul became noticably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......... DARN it ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]"I said a BUTT LIGHT" [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 ELAINE, my butt!!!!! Sounds more like something nurse FRANK would do!!! By the way, have you had a sex change operation, Karen??? You are supposed to be on our side, as in the ladies!!! lol. Thanks for the smile; I sure needed it tonight. elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karen335 Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 I am on the ladies side, I thgought the fellas would enjoy. This was sent to me by one of the gals I used to work with.. I'm glad it made you laugh. We need that as often as we can get them.... Karen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 It made me laugh.The Elaine in the Drs. office probably got that from me cause I'm always toasting peoples good news with Bud Lites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Enjoyed the laugh myself. My dad was a physician and he told some pretty funny stuff about his nurses...guess they were all named Frankine. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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