Rick Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trom looked into the problem, and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water, and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Tom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss of that, and most critically, one part sodium. "You mean?.... " Jim said when told. "Yes," said Tom, "They needed mono-sodium glue to mate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted January 10, 2005 Author Share Posted January 10, 2005 Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese." The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass into the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day." The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bull, I gotta go home and get it on with the cat . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 Does Rick get points for sticking to the animal theme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted January 10, 2005 Author Share Posted January 10, 2005 Thats what I was attempting!! The Animal theme that is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Yep he gets points.I liked the one about the mice.Imagine that.talk about cat & mouse.WOW !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 hickory dickory dock the mouse ran up the cat's leg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Both good ones Rick. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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