Amy P Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 An oldie but still funny Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play,he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!! Then POOF!......she was gone! After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back "I'm over here in the **Word not allowed** willows." Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred, for the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 I think that seals the May vote for the women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadstimeon Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Good One! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frank Lamb Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Yeh I gotta admit that was really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stand4hope Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Oh my gosh! I felt like I needed a laugh tonight, so I decided to check in here. I can't stop giggling. Sent this one to hubby to read in his email tomorrow. He needs a good laugh, too. Thanks, Amy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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