Maryanne Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man. DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband. DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me in there and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again, asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled. DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX I saved 1600 lives today .... twice !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 That was very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 After all, she had to save all of those people. Didn't she? Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 I think what she did was 'admiral'able. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 ha ha. and ginny, groan, but funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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