Frank Lamb Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Picture that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 A little "underdeveloped?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stand it anymore. Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 heh. there's a "zoom" joke in there somewhere, but I can't quite put my finger on it...(ew, wait, er...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie B Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Okay, I was waiting to hear, "Where's the Beef" or something to that effect. But, I was headed down the right road! Good One! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I would like to be a fly on the wall after that statement...how does she know it is that little? Wonder if she would tell him she saw them in a **Word not allowed** magazine first. lol Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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