The Barber

[Debi]

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait

for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, eyes down. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, and nervously replied, "Your house."

[luvmydog2]

Now Debi....NAUGHTY...NAUGHTY....NAUGHTY.

[jang]

That's a good one!!!

[Leslie221]

MUCH better than blonde jokes!

Leslie

[Nushka]

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