Have to laugh at this......

[Ann]

Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap! My glass eye!"

6. Say, "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa Easy boy!"

11. Say, "Interesting ... more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

[Geri]

Thanks, I really got to laugh out loud on this one.

Geri

[Snowflake]

Okay, I read over the list twice, and not to be sexist, but I think the bestest sounding ones would play better in the men's room - especially the one about cold water....

I swear, they get ALL the cool toys...

[eppie]

YEah, But I don't understand how they walk around with those things. Too weird for me.

Clueless,

Eppie

[jang]

Thanks for making me laugh today Ann. I love bathroom hunor!

[Leslie221]

The marble/glass eye! I am so tempted to try that! See what a sick sense of humor I have?

Leslie