J.C. Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American medicine man. The medicine man says, ''I can cure this.'' With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, ''This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say 1 2 3, and it shall rise for as long as you wish!'' The guy then asks, ''What happens when it is over, and I don't want to continue?'' The medecine man replies, ''All you or your partner has to say is 1 2 3 4, and it will go down. But he warned, it will not work again for another year.'' The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and he is lying next to her, he says ''1 2 3.'' Suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie he has ever had, just as the medicine man had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, ''What did you say 1 2 3 for?'' J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Ha! I had to read it twice before I got it (duh) but good one JC!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Just the word "stiffie" cracked me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 What in the world is a stiffy??. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 ROAR!!!! Loved this one. Merry Christmas. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted December 26, 2005 Author Share Posted December 26, 2005 I just tried to write a sexy joke in clean language!!!!!!!!!! Stiffie=erection Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 1. the joke is hilarious 2. I haven't heard "stiffy" since 7th grade, so I got 2 laughs for the price of 1 (or 1 2 3 4, heh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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