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An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually.

He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things,

but nothing seems to work.

So the doctor refers him to an American medicine man.

The medicine man says, ''I can cure this.''

With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame,

and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, ''This is powerful healing but you can

only use it once a year. All you have to do is say

1 2 3, and it shall rise for as long as you wish!''

The guy then asks, ''What happens when it is over,

and I don't want to continue?''

The medecine man replies, ''All you or your partner

has to say is 1 2 3 4, and it will go down.

But he warned, it will not work again for another


The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his

new powers and prowess.

That night he is ready to surprise his wife.

He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne.

After he gets into bed and he is lying next to her,

he says ''1 2 3.''

Suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie he has ever

had, just as the medicine man had promised.

His wife, who had been facing away from him,

turns over and asks, ''What did you say

1 2 3 for?''


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