Ann Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Got this in my email from a friend and had to share this with you. I hope Becky Snowflake reads this, as she loves chocolate! The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff...... ..And my favorite one... 13. Potential Murder Suspect Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings. Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some chocolate..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamataca Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I hear some M&Ms calling me... Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Here's another PMS Putting up with Mens Sh*t Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 What do you mean - joke? Isn't this from the rules in that best seller mens handbook on how to behave? We wish!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Oh, the lessons we learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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