I Didn't Do My Homework Because.......

[Linda661]

Since school will be starting up again soon, I thought it time to re-familiarize our teachers with some homework excuses to expect this coming year:

I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.

I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again.

Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.

Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing.

I'm not at liberty to say why.

I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.

It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.

I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy.

I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

My mom used it as a dryer sheet.

My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.

It's against my religion to do any homework.

I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.

I felt it wasn't challenging enough.

My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.

We had homework?!

I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is "blah, blah, blah."

I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.

[Kasey]

Hey Linda.......

I actually heard a number of these excuses. REALLY!!!!

Kasey

[kamataca]

I think the one I hear most that makes me laugh is, "YOU didn't tell us we had homework!" Nope...just went telepathic to the rest of the class.

Kelly