RandyW Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 DUI - NORTH CAROLINA STYLE > > > > Only a person in North Carolina could think of this. > > From the county > > where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. > > > > Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, > > North Carolina after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the > > bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. > > The man stumbled > > around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly > > observing. > > After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five > > different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. > > > > He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the > > bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on > > and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on > > and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the > > lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little > > and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the > > other patrons' vehicles left. > > > > At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled > > out and drove slowly down the road. > > > > The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started > > > up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man > > > over and administered a breathalyzer test. > > > > To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man > > had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll > > have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This > > breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly > > proud Redneck. > > "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 I love this...lol!!! Being a Tennessee redneck (and proud of it) I can definitely relate...lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melindasue37 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 hahaha...love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sis Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Don't ya'll wish you lived in North Carolina like Randy and me????? Ellie (Sis) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle30 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 lol!! That was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missyk Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 hahahaha...I've seen this same one supposedly from "Somewhere In Iowa" It's one of the best I've ever heard. I wonder how many people have decided to try it now?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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