nyka69 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender." The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please." The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out. The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out. On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone except the bartender. The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?" "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink." Thank you all for understanding that I need to take a little time out for me. Thank you all for the many laughs that have gotten me through the very darkest days. I wish you all peace in your journeys. We're all walking different paths, but I'm glad we can do it together. I'll be back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bev'sSister Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Thank you for making me giggle. I really needed to this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Miss you already, Nanci. And thanks for the final laugh! Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Thanks for the joke - I always look forward to them. We will miss your humor, your inspiration and your advice. Wishing you peace and strength in the days ahead. We will see you again soon!! Patti B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlemike Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Thanks Nyka. Your a sweetheart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 We will be here sweetie... Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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