coni Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I'll start a story and everyone put what they want into the story I went to the doctor yesterday and got on the scale, I ONLY weighed 643 but the doctor said I was...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 You need to get more exercise so I embarked on a walk to BOJANGLES!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coni Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 and got myself some beer but I made sure it was bud light so then I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 ate some donuts and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coni Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 and hot chocolate with whip cream. I went back to the docto a few days later and he said you are too fat, you broke my scale! I said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueeye Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 you need a bigger scale buddy, because big is beautiful! So after I left that time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I went to Starbucks to get a Skinny Latte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coni Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 I headed down the street to the ice cream palor, when I walk through the door my buns got stuck. they had to call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 an auto mechanic with a can of wd 40 cause the fire dept was .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueeye Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 on their way to Starbucks themselves to get their last cup of joe before it closes. When I finally got out of the door... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 I knew that I needed a drink. Fortunately, there was a pub next door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 I walked in to the bar and thank goodness there were double doors as that made it easier. I took a look around and to my amazement.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 I saw Kasey, Fred, and Teddy. Teddy took my order and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coni Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 and had the nerve to say... "do you think you should have that? afterall you are kinda on the heavy side and get stuck in doors". I said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Stop barking, dog, and give me a beer. I was afraid he'd bite, so I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recce101 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 shoved a tennis ball in his mouth and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 drank a six pack of beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 As I stumbled home, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 I heard an engine reving down the street. To my surprise it was the keg bus with PATTI driving again!! She stopped against the curb, opened the door and said.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Get me out of here, the cow and the dog got car sick........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 and I'm falling asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 I decided to tie Patti to the top of the bus where she could get some rest and get away from the smell of the sickness. I was going to drive but I got stuck in the door of the bus. So I.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 screamed so loud that I frightened the sick cow and dog. They panicked and eventually pushed me back through the door. I fell backwards and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueeye Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 called a cab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 The cab shows up and to my surprise, the Driver was BRUCE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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