JB Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 Someone asked....hey, wasn't JB passed out drunk under the back seat of the OLD party bus???? Did anyone remember to drag him to the new bus, or have we left him behind to deal with..... Quote
Flyman35 Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 the beastie. The beastie was so pissed off that Patti pushed him out the doors of the old keg bus that he... Quote
shellit74 Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 he decided to take it out on JB with a bottle of... Quote
Flyman35 Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 Starbuck's iced mocha. He figured JB need something cold and caffeinated to wake him up from his drunken stupor. Together they found the keys to the old keg bus and took off after the.... Quote
Flyman35 Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 Okay guys. I am really worried about leaving JB with the beastie now. http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-wo ... .Stabbing/ Quote
Patti B Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 and you guys are afraid of ME??????????????? Well, back to the story.......... Quote
blueeye Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 double-decker luxury bus full of crazy drunks, a dog and a cow. Meanwhile on the bus... Quote
Muriel Posted August 1, 2008 Posted August 1, 2008 Shelli becomes hysterical. She doesn't really know her fellow travelers. Which ones are dangerous? How crazy are the crazies? How many are convicted felons? Are any of them not chemically dependent? Poor Shelli, back in Wisconsin - next to God's Country - they just don't have these kinds of people. What shall Shelli do? Quote
blueeye Posted August 1, 2008 Posted August 1, 2008 She sought solace in the cow. After all, the cow understands the green pastures of Wisconsin that she so longs for. "Miss Cow, all I wanted to do was go back to Key West. Will I make it?" Shelli asked her. Quote
Patti B Posted August 1, 2008 Posted August 1, 2008 I doubt it, says the cow. After all, with Patti driving and Muriel trying to take control of the wheel and Bruce and Richard Priest fighting over the dog, JB drunk and puking, and Denise trying to hold on to the outside of the bus for dear life, Jayla singing the Pattycake song, I do believe that you are all GONERS!!!!!!!!! But just as Shell was at her lowest point of depression........................ Quote
Flyman35 Posted August 1, 2008 Posted August 1, 2008 Jayla broke into a chorus of the Barney Song "I love you, You love me, we're a happy family". And in her biggest big girl voice she said " We are all family here at LCSC. And we all love you Shelli." With that Jayla gave her a big hug and a kiss and Shelli felt much better. And Shelli said.... Quote
shellit74 Posted August 1, 2008 Posted August 1, 2008 what are we doing, and where are we going again?. Bruce, says..... Quote
Bruce u Posted August 1, 2008 Posted August 1, 2008 Seeing Shelli passed it off to me and I'm after having a couple bubbly's. LOL Not sure why Shelli is seeking solace in a cow. LOL But anyway.....Bruce say's " Richard leave the dog alone, he is all mine. " With that Patti say's..... Quote
Patti B Posted August 1, 2008 Posted August 1, 2008 "hey everyone, its Friday August 1st. Change your calendars!! August has 31 days in it - its a very LLLLOOOOONNNNNGGGGG month!!! Eh, Bruce???"" Then Muriel said............................. Quote
Muriel Posted August 1, 2008 Posted August 1, 2008 Bruce, what are we going to do about you? That's not a cow. Guess you didn't learn the "Old McDonald" song from a book with pictures Patti's solace is coming from a bottle, picked up in La Crosse (the town). Soon Patti will be picked up and charged with DUI. (She should have stayed at the Rehab facility). Meanwhile, the group has a discussion about . . . Quote
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