coni Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 When I was camping, I was chopping wood for the fire and out of the blue big foot came up to me, I think it thought I was a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 a prehistoric animal. I tried to outrun Big Foot, but . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandraL Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I was wearing my flip flops and couldn't run very fast...so I ditched those and slowed him down as he picked them up to inspect them. I kept going and finally ran into Ricky the Ranger and told him something big and hairy was after me. He said lady.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 STEP OUT OF STORY: Oh, Sandra, I'm waiting to hear who touches that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coni Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 if you would at least shave your arm pits it wont chase you I said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 back off Ricky, do you know who you're talkin to? I'm P.S. Nice save Coni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Maria Conita Consueles. Leader of the Crazy Cancer Songs Band and I... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueeye Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 now have a blister on my toe from running in my "slippers". Then he said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 whats with that stupid dog and cow that are following you and I said HEY........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 RANGER BOY!! Don't dis my friends. Us hairy creatures stick together in.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 this crazy world... Now, are you going to.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 help me make up some scary crazy cancer song lyrics to chase away this beastie or do I have to.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coni Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 show you my hairy legs? that's enough to scare anyone you know, but then I thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 call in Mr. Priest to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 bring Bruce and the dog and scare the hairy creature away. BUT just then....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coni Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 I got a terrible gas pain, I warned him to back away but he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 must not have heard me. He struck a match just as I let it rip and then all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coni Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 a sudden the whole place blew up! then I get a bill in the mail for the cost of a new building I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 The beastie was scared nice by the blast. So we decided to strike out on another Crazy Cancer Songs Keg Bus Fundraising Tour with the beastie as the driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandraL Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 and Maria led us in the following chant: Everywhere we go...(people on the bus repeart) People want to know (people on the bus repeart etc etc for each line...get it, just like when we went to summer camp) Who we are So wel tell them We are crazy cancer people Crazy crazy cancer people Just as the whole bus was well in tune and singing in time...the beastie turned around and said..off the bus people...we have now arrived in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueeye Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 the Betty Ford clinic because all you folks are lushes and need rehab. But before we could all get off the bus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 patti pushed the beastie out the door and Yelled "They tried to make me go to Rehab, but I said, no, no,no!!!" OFF to KEY WEST to get JUDY... so she jumps in to the drivers seat and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 there's Muriel trying to take the Keg bus keys from me because she KNOWS I need rehab and so I say.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueeye Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 you know what, I'm about sick of this keg bus. Can't we find better transportation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 After we thought about it for a while. We decided as a group that since we made a lot of money on the tour and had paid for the new building that we would upgrade the bus. So we bought a luxury double decker keg bus with bedrooms, showers, a kennel for the dog, a small pasture for the cow and a cooler big enough to put the biggest six pack in america in. As we were happily zipping down the road singing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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