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Not sure if this has been posted here or not before, so forgive if it has...



8am - Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favorite!

9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My Favorite!

10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My Favorite!

11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My Favorite!

Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My Favorite!

1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My Favorite!

3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My Favorite!

4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My Favorite!

5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My Favorite!

7pm - Oh Boy! Playing Ball! My Favorite!

9pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My Favorite!


Day 183 of my captivity...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild

satisfaction get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow

I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by

weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must

try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile

oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair

I must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to

make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their


They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was.

Hmmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices.

I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear

the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my

confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is

and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches.

The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.

He is obviously a half-wit.

The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with

them regularly.

I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the

metal room, his safety is assured. but I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

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