David A Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Subject: Lingerie A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife.- He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer items presented, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and then asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and return it the next day to Frederick's and get a $500 refund for myself to spend for something I really want." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!" Funeral Services are pending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 O.K..........that was funny, but you are still in trouble for that one. Go straight to detention. Ry or Snowflake will be waiting for you to arrive. Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 DavidA, that one deserves SPECIAL consideration.... I have the aliens on speed dial and am arranging a special "probing session" just for you... Oh, HELL, that ain't a torture device to YOU, you're pretty seasoned in that...time to dream up something horrible... I'VE GOT IT! DavidA, Frederick's of Hollywood would like you to model their $500 line....and pictures will be POSTED and substituted for the Currier & Ives snow scene on your family Christmas cards.... THAT'S the ticket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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