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*R Rated* The New Hinge


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Bubba was fixing a door down in Alabama and he found he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob to finish waiting on a customer. When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot.

Joe Bob replied "That's silver and it costs $100."

"My goodness, that sure is a lot of money," Mary Louise replied. She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went to the backroom to find a hinge.

From the back room Joe Bob yelled "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

Mary Louse replied "No, but I will for the teapot."

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A real one for you.

A friend of us just had move in a very small town and

we were helping her around the place.

Saturday, the adult people of the town were going for

potluck supper, at the church.

I was fixing the screen door on the gallery.

Mike came out and asked me if I needed something,

I just answered, yes a good screw.

The potluck supper landed on the road.


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