Angie Daughter of Bill Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 A friend sent this to me yesterday. I thought some of you mothers might enjoy. Now, I'm not sure if David A., Mr. Ry and all the other guys will agree......... Angie The Mommy Test I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," (I was thinking quickly) "Everyone knows this stuff. It's on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." "Oh," she said. We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh, I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you FLUNK, you have to be the Daddy." WHEN YOU GET DONE LAUGHING, FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE WHO IS OR MAY EVER BE A MOMMY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Oh ANGIE, I am certain you will get lots of point for us on this one! Yippeee!!! elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Oh, Angie, you just know David is going to delete this pronto. You may have to keep posting it on a daily basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted July 23, 2004 Author Share Posted July 23, 2004 Elaine and Ginny I didn't even think about it, but this should qualify for at least five points. Frank Lamb seems to be our score keeper........how 'bout it Frank, is this worth more than 1 point........at least 5 points??? David A., if you delete this one, I'm going to ship a case of toilet paper to Ry's house for this weekend...............she will know just what to do with it!! Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 I'm totally appaled and ..........................? can't think of the word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 You ship the toilet paper I'll put ex-lax in all the desserts, see if we can overflow the sewer system, Okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Shhhh Angie: Maybe we can convince David A to keep the joke on if we tell him that Mr. Mom's often pass the test? It could happen, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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