Mr Ry Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." "Yes, but are you good in bed?" "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 John, you are a bad, bad man.....how DID he ring the doorbell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Ring-a-ding-dong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 hehehe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Good one! Jamie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Somehow I just knew Jamie would lke this joke!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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