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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The

officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mile per hour,

sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on

cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs


Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now

don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't

have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks

over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep

your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be

thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the

illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his

wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it,

woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're

not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic

$75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had

it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that

I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says,"Now, dear, you know very well that you

didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your

seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third

ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY


The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does

your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....

This you're going to like ....

"Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."

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