Frank Lamb Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 A hillbilly comes into town to have a good time. He decides to go to the local house of ill repute, but wants to be safe. At the drugstore he asks the Druggist about the prices. The druggist explains that he has $1.00 condoms, $2.00 condoms, and $3.00 condoms. The hillbilly says he'll take a $1.00 condom. When the druggist rings it up, it's $1.07. The hillbilly asks why it's $1.07 and not $1.00. When the druggist explains that he added 7 cents for tax the hillbilly said, "To hell with the tax, I'll just tie it on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 I'm fairly new to the point system...can you deduct points for terrible jokes??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Debi, I hope so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 O.K........Debi, you can deduct points if the joke is a "groaner".......you know one that makes you groan when you read it. I groaned........so deduct points on the sheet, Frank! Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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