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Here's a few jokes to add a point or two for the ladies.......better grab your spreadsheet and adding machine, Frank. :wink:



Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?

A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

Q. How do men exercise on the beach?

A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?

A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

Q. What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. What's the smartest thing a man can say?

A. "My wife says..."

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