Angie Daughter of Bill Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Here's a few jokes to add a point or two for the ladies.......better grab your spreadsheet and adding machine, Frank. Angie -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure. Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes. Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes. Q. What's the smartest thing a man can say? A. "My wife says..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 I agree....mega points for those. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacake Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Yep. Lots of points in the female column. Fran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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