Mr Ry Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. His wife is annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles, and sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed! Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps very soundly. The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over. He tumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and, as he walks back into the bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head, looks down at the dog and says: "Boy, don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelb Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 I lOVE this! Maybe I should try this one night - as like the lady in this story, both dog and man snore..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Angela, If the hubby comes home drunk, make sure the DOG wins first place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 good one john but what in the world do us me do if the wife snores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Bruce you listen to it and you LIKE it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Bruce, have we women here taught you nothing?? She is your wife. That means she is a woman. That means that she can do whatever she wants to. That includes snoring. Now, buy yourself some ear plugs before I send a ribbon to your wife with your name written all over it! Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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