Mr Ry Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's *ss and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneC Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 I LOVED this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karen335 Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 John, I love it! I can't stop laughing... Thanks, Karen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Boooooooo! Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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