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The Horse and the Chicken

Frank Lamb

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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play

together. One day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no

avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the

chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the

chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his

friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best


A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,

began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse

thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking

underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he could

then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse

pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)

"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"

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Great one, Frank, even if it does give points to the guys!

TBone's best friend is a biker dude - has the prettiest (and loudest!) Harley I've ever seen. So yes, I've sent this to him already! I'm sure his wife will just love it!


P.S. I'm sure TBone is reading, and is sending extra points for you!

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