Frank Lamb Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he could then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!) "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeTaa Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Great one, Frank, even if it does give points to the guys! TBone's best friend is a biker dude - has the prettiest (and loudest!) Harley I've ever seen. So yes, I've sent this to him already! I'm sure his wife will just love it! TeeTaa P.S. I'm sure TBone is reading, and is sending extra points for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 All I have to say is Thank God this is true, 'cause I can't afford a Harley. Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeTaa Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Curtis - your reply is just about as good as the joke! TeeTaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betplace Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 @ Curtis!!! Thanks you made my Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 LOL - Curtis, I believe a Harley would be a SMOOTHER RIDE! (Although for SOME chicks, not much quieter - brother, had a neighbor like that once...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Is smoothness part of the deal? I thought the swinging from the ceiling fans was part of the fun. Loud is good, too, as long as you don't wake up the kids ... Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Curtis, swinging from ceiling fans is actually part of the courtship.I learned that watching Clint Eastwood in Any Which Way But Loose.He had a really cool co-star named Clyde who swung from ceiling fans as he was courting another gorilla they had stolen from the zoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 for real...that is the first time in my life that i have heard it called Hangy-down thing we got lots more names for the beast here in Minnesota, but none quite so genteel as hangy down thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 WHOA THERE! I thought the "hangy-down thing" was a TAIL!! (Yeah, right...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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