Elaine Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Three preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident, upon their arrival at the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter. The first preacher walked up and said" Hello St. Peter, I'm ready to come in." St. Peter checked his list and said" I'm sorry your name is not in the book." "What!" exclaimed the preacher," I have been a preacher for thirty years!" "Yes" replied St. Peter,"However,you are guilty of glutteny, you loved food and sweets so much you even married a woman named Candy." The pastor,defeated took his wifes hand and walked away. The next preacher came up to the St. feeling pretty certain he would be allowed in. "I'm ready to come in St. Peter" he said with a smile."I'm sorry, your name is not in the book." "HOw can that be?" asked the preacher, "I have been a pastor for 20 years!" You are guilty of the sin of greed, you loved money so much, you married a woman named Penny." Defeated, the preacher took his wifes hand and walked away. The last preacher, certain of the out-come, turned to his wife and said, "Come on Fanny, I'm not gettin' in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Elaine, good joke I liked it but be careful,I have already had a long talk with the Boss up there and he promised me a managers position in the sales and service dept. of the wings.division. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Oh, BS, FRANK, you're going to be in "lost luggage"! LOL Wings and things, my eye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 I can think of several male spousal names that might exclude me. Fortunately, I married a David. *Whew!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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